“I do not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them Sam I am,”
Said guy am I in the new Netflix jam.
Have you watched green eggs and ham?
If you haven’t figured it out by now, I am!
I started watching it just last week,
And since then, I haven’t caught a wink of sleep.
I have watched it here and there
I have watched it every where!
I have watched in my bed,
Rather than doing homework instead.
I have watched on the couch.
Guy am I can be such a grouch.
He is always grumbling
He is always mumbling.
For a job he wants to watch paint dry,
But overall, he really is a nice guy.
I have watched it in a chair.
Sam I am has flair.
He rides paper planes through the sky,
And guess what? He doesn’t die!
He makes it through some crazy scrapes
And concocts some daring escapades.
He almost always succeeds,
But a friend is what he really needs.
I have watched it while on my feet.
You’ll never guess all the characters they meet.
The narrator is Keegan-Michael Key!
And there’s a cute little girl, her name is EB.
There’s a chickeraffe, a fox, and a mouse.
The Bad Guys are always waiting to pounce!
Isn’t this show for kids, you ask?
Why of course, but don’t take me to task!
It is an amazing show I say
So push all your doubts away.
I would highly recommend,
So I watched with a friend.
If you haven’t watched green eggs and ham,
Go do it. I am!